So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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