Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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