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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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