You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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