I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Help. Why am I so naked?
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