it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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