And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
