Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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