me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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