Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Actions speak louder than pants.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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