Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
