do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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