I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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