My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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