I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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