just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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