I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
