Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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