Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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