I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just invented taco cereal.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My penis needs a shock collar
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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