Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
