you win again, gameday.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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