Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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