but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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