Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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