that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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