Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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