my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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