feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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