In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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