i think my tv is drunk
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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