We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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