went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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