I'm drive I can fine osifer
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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