So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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