She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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