I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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