he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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