I want to make a zoo with you.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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