North Korea, Best Korea!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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