i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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