i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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