Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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