Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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