i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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