Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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