Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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