Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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