I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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