did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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