Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Boobs speak an international language.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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