I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
