Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's just like the Real World with babies
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
