I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
id be glad to
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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